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EllRay Jakes Series (age 7-10)
by Sally Warner
friendship ... school
Publisher comments: EllRay Jakes is tired of being bullied by fellow classmate Jared Matthews. But when EllRay tries to defend himself, he winds up in trouble. Then his dad offers him a deal: If he stays out of trouble for one week, they'll go to Disneyland! EllRay says he can do it. But saying it and doing it are two very different things.
title: EllRay Jakes Is Not a Chicken
title: EllRay Jakes Is Not a Rock Star
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Pocket Cats Series (age 7-10)
by Kitty Wells
fantasy ... school ... animals
Publisher comments: When Maddy first wakes up to find a tiny, living, breathing cat on her pillow, she can't believe her luck. Greykin tells her that he and the other ceramic cats have bonded with her and will now come to life whenever she needs help helping others.
title: Shadow Magic
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Calvin Coconut (age 7-10)
by Graham Salisbury
school ... adventure ... humor
Publisher comments: Fourth-grader Calvin lives near the beach in Oahu with his mom and little sister. Mom says: "You're the man of the house." But Calvin's not great at being the man of the house, or taking care of his responsibilities. He's too busy having fun with his pals, and avoiding Tito, the bully.
title: Calvin Coconut: Trouble Magnet
title: Calvin Coconut: Hero of Hawaii
title: Calvin Coconut: Zoo Breath
title: Calvin Coconut: The Zippy Fix
title: Calvin Coconut: Dog Heaven
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Slam Dunk Saturday (age 7-10)
by Jean Marzollo
friendship ... sports ... school
It's almost time for Slam Dunk Saturday, and Billy is practicing like crazy for the Shoot-Out Contest. Will he beat Chad--who's huge, rude, and the best player in school? This play-by-play story reveals an important message about friendship.
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Mean, Mean, Maureen Green (age 7-10)
by Judy Cox
friendship ... school
With help from Adam, a boy in her third grade class, Lilley gains enough confidence to stand up to the school bus bully, Mean Maureen Green.
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I Was a Third Grade Science Project (age 7-10)
by Mary Jane Auch
brilliant protagonist ... humor ... school
While trying to hypnotize his dog for the third grade science fair, Brian accidentally makes his best friend Josh think he's a cat.
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Eaton Stanley and the Mind Control Experiment (age 7-10)
by David Adler
humor ... science fiction ... school
Brian knows Eaton Stanley is strange. Eaton knows all kinds of weird facts that fascinate Brian. Before he knows what hit him, Brian gets involved in Eaton's bizarre science project -a plan to take control of their teacher's mind. Brian is thrilled when their plan seems to work -- until the day they go too far.
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The William Problem (age 7-10)
by Barbara Baker
friendship ... school
Third grade is looking grim for Liza. She's stranded next to creepy William Spear in the worst homeroom, and her "best friend" is suddenly snobby. Liza's happy to have Bridget as a friend--until Bridget makes friends with William. And Liza has to make a choice.
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Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist (age 7-10)
by Jim Benton
math/science/technology ... humor ... science fiction ... school
When Franny Stein, self-styled mad scientist, creates a stir with her wacky schemes and wild inventions.
title: The Invisible Fran
title: The Fran That Time Forgot
title: Attack of the 50-ft. Cupid
title: The Fran With Four Brains
title: Frantastic Voyage
title: Lunch Walks Among Us
title: The Frandidate
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The Arthur Series (age 7-10)
by Marc Brown
school ... friendship
Arthur and his friends deal with school, friends, and family...just like you!
title: Arthur Accused!
title: Arthur and the Cootie-Catcher
title: Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest
title: Arthur and the Lost Diary
title: Arthur and the Popularity Test
title: Arthur and the Scare-Your-Pants-Off Club
title: Arthur Makes the Team
title: Arthur Rocks With BINKY
title: Arthur's Mystery Envelope
title: Buster Makes the Grade
title: Buster's Dino Dilemma
title: Francine, Believe it or Not
title: King Arthur
title: Locked in the Library!
title: The Mystery of the Stolen Bike
title: Who's in Love With Arthur?
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The World According to Humphrey (age 7-10)
by Betty Birney
animals ... school ... friendship
Humphrey, pet hamster at Longfellow School, learns that he has an important role to play in helping his classmates and teacher.
title: The World According to Humphrey
title: Friendship According to Humphrey
title: Trouble According to Humphrey
title: Adventure According to Humphrey
title: Summer According to Humphrey
title: School Days According to Humphrey
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Cory Coleman, Grade 2 (age 7-10)
by Larry Dane Brimner
school ... friendship
Catalog: Seven-year-old Cory Coleman's birthday party is ruined by the class bully, who turns out not to be such a bully in the end.
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Butterfly Buddies (age 7-10)
by Judy Cox
school ... friendship
Publisher comments: The new girl in Robin's third-grade class is way cool. Zoey speaks French, has pierced ears, and wears tap shoes to school. Robin is dying to be her best friend. But how can she when she's so ordinary? When Miss Wing makes Zoey and Robin partners for the butterfly project, Robin has her big chance. To make sure that she doesn't blow it, Robin adds a few flourishes, like rhinestone glasses shaped like a cat's eyes. Who cares if she has trouble seeing through them? But what will happen if Zoey or Miss Wing find out she's faking?
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Eat! (age 7-10)
by Steven Kroll
identity ... school
Catalog: Harry's decision to become a vegetarian causes some problems for him in his third-grade class.
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The Society of Super Secret Heroes (age 7-10)
by Phyllis Shalant
magic ... friendship ... school ... humor
Upon entering fourth grade, Finch and his friends think they must stop playing superheroes, until they discover that their game might become real through a magical cape, and the Society of Secret Superheroes is born.
title: The Great Cape Rescue
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Hot Dog and Bob Series (age 7-10)
by Lissa Rovetch
science fiction ... school ... humor
Bob is just an ordinary boy with ordinary friends who goes to an ordinary school, each and every day. But this is no ordinary day. Today when Bob opens his lunchbox, he finds Hot Dog ... a real, live, talking hotdog! Hot Dog says he's from another planet. He’s here to save Earth. And ... gulp ... he needs Bob's help!
title: Hot Dog and Bob and the Seriously Scary Attack of the Evil Alien Pizza Person: Adventure 1
title: Hot Dog and Bob and the Particularly Pesky Attack of the Pencil People
title: Hot Dog and Bob and the Dangerously Dizzy Attack of the Hypno Hamsters
title: Hot Dog and Bob and the Exceptionally Eggy Attack of the Game Gators
title: Hot Dog and Bob and the Surprisingly Slobbery Attack of the Dogwash Doggies
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Ready, Freedy! Series (age 7-10)
by Abby Klein
school ... humor ... enterprise
Freddy Thresher has a problem: a really, really, big problem. And like any first grader, he takes matters into his own hands.
title: Tooth Trouble
title: The King of Show-and-Tell
title: Shark Tooth Tale
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Mostly Monty (age 7-10)
by Johanna Hurwitz
identity ... school
A shy boy with asthma starts first grade and comes into his own, in this appealing story for early chapter book readers. With familiar situations and gentle humor, Hurwitz follows an endearing character as he discovers that being himself can be pretty great after all.
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The Mallory Series (age 7-10)
by Laurie B. Friedman
humor ... friendship ... family ... school
When eight-year-old Mallory moves to a new town, and a new school with new friends, nothing will be the same again.
title: Back to School, Mallory
title: Mallory on the Move
title: Mallory vs. Max
title: Campfire Mallory
title: Mallory in the Spotlight
title: Mallory Goes Green
title: Happy New Year Mallory!
title: Step Fourth, Mallory!
title: In Business With Mallory
title: Happy Birthday, Mallory!
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Jigsaw Jones Mysteries (age 7-10)
by James Preller
school ... mystery
Jigsaw and Mila are hot on the case.
title: The Case of Hermie the Missing Hamster
title: The Case of the Christmas Snowman
title: The Case of the Mummy Mystery
title: The Case of the Secret Valentine
title: The Case of the Spooky Sleepover
title: The Case of the Stinky Science Project
title: The Case of the Stolen Baseball Cards
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Miss Know It All (age 7-10)
by Carol Beach York
school
People ask Miss Know-It-All all kinds of questions...but does she have the answers?
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Patti's Pet Gorilla (age 7-10)
by Pat Rhoads Mauser
school
Not having anything for "show and tell," Patti makes up a pet gorilla and then is faced with the problem of showing it to her friends.
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Brigid Beware! (age 7-10)
by Kathleen Leverich
school ... fantasy
Brigid wants to have a pair of the plastic shoes that all her classmates are wearing, but her fairy godmother thinks it's better to be a trendsetter.
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Mary Marony Series (age 7-10)
by Suzy Kline
friendship ... school
Second grader Mary Marony faces school with a stuttering problem, and the courage to overcome it.
title: Mary Marony, Mummy Girl
title: Mary Marony Hides Out
title: Mary Marony and the Chocolate Surprise
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Alvin's Famous No-Horse (age 7-10)
by William Harry Harding
school ... the arts
With encouragement from his teacher and help from his classmates, eight-year-old Alvin struggles with his efforts to draw a horse for the third-grade art exhibit.
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It Goes Eeeeeeeeeeeee! (age 7-10)
by Jamie Gilson
friendship ... animals ... school
Patrick, the new boy in Richard's class, is always causing trouble, but his work on a science project about bats helps him make new friends.
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Donavan's Word Jar (age 7-10)
by Monalisa DeGross
school ... authorship
When the jar that Donavan keeps his word collection in fills up, he finds a special way to give his words away and get something wonderful in return.
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How to Be Cool in the Third Grade (age 7-10)
by Betsy Duffey
friendship ... school
When Robbie York is marked as a target by a bully at school, he decides that the only way to survive the third grade is by being cool.
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The All New Jonah Twist (age 7-10)
by Natalie Honeycutt
friendship ... school
Jonah's efforts to survive the third grade are complicated by the new boy in class, who has the potential for either becoming a friend or beating him up.
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The Clementine Series (age 7-10)
by Sara Pennypacker
friendship ... humor ... school
Clementine notices everything...especially when adults would prefer her not to. This chapter book finds her sorting through all kinds of trouble, in her own hilarious way.
title: Clementine
title: The Talented Clementine
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The Adam Joshua Capers (age 7-10)
by Janice Lee Smith
growing up ... school
Adam Joshua faces one dilemma after another in these hilarious stories.
title: The Monster in the Third Dresser Drawer
title: The Kid Next Door and Other Headaches: Stories About Adam Joshua
title: Serious Science
title: Superkid!
title: George Takes a Bow-Wow!
title: Nelson in Love
title: The Christmas Ghost
title: The Halloween Monster
title: Turkey Trouble
title: The Baby Blues
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My Weird School Series (age 7-10)
by Dan Gutman
humor ... school
Is that staff weird or wonderful? Check out the My Weird School series, and find out.
title: Mr. Louie Is Screwy!
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Super Emma (age 7-10)
by Sally Warner
friendship ... school
Third-grader Emma becomes a reluctant heroine when she defends a friend from the class bully.
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The Trouble With Cats (age 7-10)
by Martha Freeman
family ... school
After a difficult first week of third grade, Holly begins to adjust to her new school and living in her new stepfather's tiny apartment with his four cats.
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Martin Bridge Series (age 7-10)
by Jessica Scott Kerrin
school ... growing up ... short stories
Meet Martin Bridge--a most special and ordinary boy whose well-meant plans sometimes go awry. In three stories, Martin encounters two bus drivers with very different ways of relating, makes a tough decision about a friend's pet and takes on an extremely competitive model rocket project that almost costs him a friendship. The daily rhythms, struggles and triumphs of childhood ... at home, at school and with friends ... are evoked with warmth, understanding, honesty and humor.
title: Martin Bridge on the Lookout
title: Martin Bridge: Ready for Takeoff!
title: Martin Bridge: Blazing Ahead!
title: Martin Bridge: Sound the Alarm!
title: Martin Bridge in High Gear!
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Gooney Bird Greene Series (age 7-10)
by Lois Lowry
school ... humor
There's never been anyone like Gooney Bird Greene at Watertower Elementary School. What other new kid comes to school wearing pajamas and cowboy boots one day and a polka-dot t-shirt and tutu on another? Gooney Bird has to sit right smack in the middle of the class because she likes to be in the middle of everything. She is the star of story time and keeps her teacher and classmates on the edge of their seats with her absolutely true stories. But what about her classmates? Do they have stories good enough to share?
title: Gooney Bird Greene
title: Gooney, the Fabulous
title: Gooney Bird and the Room Mother
title: Gooney Bird Is So Absurd
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Third Grade Pet (age 7-10)
by Judy Cox
animals ... humor ... school
Fearing for the safety of Cheese the rat, Rosemary takes him home!
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Second-Grade Friends (age 7-10)
by Miriam Cohen
school ... friendship
Catalog: Jacob worries a lot. If only he knew how much his friends from second grade really like him!
sequel: Second Grade--Friends Again!
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COH
213 Valentines (age 7-10)
by Barbara Cohen
school ... brilliant protagonist
Catalog: Wade has trouble adjusting when he is transferred to a special fourth grade class for the gifted and talented, so he plans to send himself 213 valentines signed by celebrities.
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Jake Drake Series (age 7-10)
by Andrew Clements
friendship ... school
Kidalog: Jake Drake takes on bullies, boring classes, science fairs, and more!
title: Jake Drake, Bully Buster
title: Jake Drake, Class Clown
title: Jake Drake, Know-it-all
title: Jake Drake, Teacher's Pet
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Some Frog! (age 7-10)
by Eve Bunting
school ... family
It'll take some frog to win the frog-jumping contest at Billy's school. But Billy's all set--he's got a champion jumper, a grandpa with lots of good advice, and a mom and grandma to cheer him on. Everything will be perfect--if only his dad shows up.
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The Berenstain Bear Scouts (age 7-10)
by Stan Berenstain
friendship ... school ... humor
The Berenstain Bears take on scouting, in their own hilarious way.
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Coughing Catfish
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Humongous Pumpkin
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Magic Crystal Caper
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Really Big Disaster
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Runamuck Robot
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Sci-Fi Pizza
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts And the Sinister Smoke Ring
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts Ghost Versus Ghost
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts In Giant Bat Cave
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts Meet Bigpaw
title: The Berenstain Bear Scouts Save That Backscratcher
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The Flunking of Joshua T. Bates (age 7-10)
by Susan Shreve
humor ... friendship ... family ... school
Driving home from the beach on Labor Day, Joshua receives some shocking news from his mother: he must repeat third grade.
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Class Clown (age 7-10)
by Johanna Hurwitz
humor ... friendship ... school
Lucas Cott, the most obstreperous boy in the third grade, finds it very hard to turn over a new leaf when he decides to become the perfect student.
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The Russell and Elisa Stories (age 7-10)
by Johanna Hurwitz
growing up ... family ... school
The stories of Russell, age six, and Elisa, age four, as they experience the frustrations and excitement of growing up. Now that he's six, Russell has some very important questions: If he has to wear hand-me-downs, shoulden't bigger kids wear hand-me-ups? If he can't say bad words, can he make up his own words when he's angry? If he has to get a report card, isn't it about time his parents got one to?
title: Russell Sprouts
title: Rip-roaring Russell
title: Russell and Elisa
title: "E" is for Elisa
title: Elisa in the Middle
title: Make Room for Elisa
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Tooth Fairy Travels (age 7-10)
by Gail Herman
fantasy ... school
Belinda faces the trials and tribulations of tooth fairy school
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The Legend of Spud Murphy (age 7-10)
by Eoin Colfer
school ... brilliant protagonist ... humor
When their mother starts dropping them off at the library several afternoons a week, nine-year-old William and his brother dread boredom and the overbearing librarian, but they are surprised at how things turn out.
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Muggie Maggie (age 7-10)
by Beverly Cleary
humor ... school
A curse on cursive! Maggie doesn't really mean it when she vows never to read and write those wiggly, squiggly, roller-coaster letters. After all, she uses the computer. But everybody seems to be taking her revolt very, very seriously.
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Wonder Kid Meets the Evil Lunch Snatcher (age 7-10)
by Lois Duncan-Arquette
humor ... school
Terrorized by an evil lunch-snatcher at his new school, Brian devises, with the help of a fellow comic book fan, a plan involving a new super hero called Wonder Kid.
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Little Wolf's Book of Badness (age 7-10)
by Ian Whybrow
humor ... school
Little Wolf has been behaving too courteously, so his parents send him to his uncle's Big Bad Wolf school to learn to be a proper wolf.
sequel: Little Wolf's Diary of Daring Deeds
sequel: Little Wolf's Haunted Hall for Small Horrors
sequel: Little Wolf, Forest Detective
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Junie B, First Grader Series (age 7-10)
by Barbara Park
realistic ... humor ... school
Hurray, hurray for a brand-new school year! Only, for Junie B. Jones, things are not actually that pleasant. 'Cause first grade means having to get used to a whole new classroom. And a whole new teacher. And a whole new bunch of strange children.
title: Junie B First Grader (at Last!)
title: Junie B First Grader: Toothless Wonder
title: Junie B First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!
title: Junie B First Grader: Cheater Pants
title: Junie B en Primer Grado es una Carabela
title: Junie B First Grader: Boo! and I Mean It!
title: Junie B First Grader: Boss of Lunch
title: Junie B First Grader: One-man Band
title: Junie B First Grader: Shipwrecked
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Junie B. Jones Series (age 7-10)
by Barbara Park
realistic ... humor ... school
Junie is the bestest, funniest kindergartener ever.
title: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May)
title: Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business
title: Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying
title: Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday
title: Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentime i.e. Valentine
title: Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
title: Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake
title: Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed
title: Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket
title: Junie B. Jones Is (Almost) a Flower Girl
title: Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy
title: Junie B. Jones Is a Graduation Girl
title: Junie B. Jones Is a Party Animal
title: Junie B. Jones Is Captain Field Day
title: Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook
title: Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren
title: Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy
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The Kids in Ms. Colman's Class Series (age 7-10)
by Ann Matthews Martin
realistic ... school
The kids in Ms. Colman's class finds the same challenges and fun as your class. Come join in.
title: Twin Trouble
title: Baby Animal Zoo
title: Halloween Parade
title: Holiday Time
title: Snow War
title: Spelling Bee
title: Summer School
title: Teacher's Pet
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Horrible Harry Series (age 7-10)
by Suzy Kline
humor ... friendship ... school
Horrible Harry of classroom 2B is known for his mischievous pranks, and his unexpected moments of insight into the elementary school experience.
title: Horrible Harry and the Green Slime
title: Horrible Harry and the Christmas Surprise
title: Horrible Harry and the Dungeon
title: Horrible Harry and the Kickball Wedding
title: Horrible Harry in Room 2B
title: Horrible Harry's Secret
title: Horrible Harry and the Ant Invasion
title: Song Lee and the Hamster Hunt
title: Song Lee and the Leech Man
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Herbie Jones Series (age 7-10)
by Suzy Kline
realistic ... school
Join Herbie for his antics in the third grade, in class, on field trips, on the playground.
title: Herbie Jones
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Alien for Rent (age 7-10)
by Betsy Duffey
humor ... science fiction ... school
Lexie and J.P. accidentally rent an alien named Bork for the price of two gugentocks, a.k.a. Twinkies. The alien saves J.P. from the punch of a fifth-grade bully. Just what other good deeds has Bork done? Anything is possible when a junk food-loving alien comes to visit.
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Dragon Slayers' Academy Series (age 7-10)
by Kate McMullan
humor ... knights/castles/dragons ... school
In the first of this hilarious series, Wiglaf is off to Dragon Slayers' Academy and in for a first day of school he will never forget.
title: 97 Ways to Train a Dragon
title: Beware! It's Friday the 13th
title: Class Trip to the Cave of Doom
title: Countdown to the Year 1000
title: Danger! Wizard at Work
title: Double Dragon Trouble
title: The Ghost of Sir Herbert Dungeonstone
title: Help! It's Parents Day at DSA
title: Knight for a Day
title: The New Kid at School
title: Pig Latin: Not Just for Pigs!
title: Revenge of the Dragon Lady
title: Sir Lancelot, Where Are You?
title: A Wedding for Wiglaf?
title: Wheel of Misfortune
title: World's Oldest Living Dragon
title: Never Trust a Troll!
title: Hail! Hail! Camp Dragononka!
title: Little Giant--Big Trouble
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Adventures of Captain Underpants (age 7-10)
by Dav Pilkey
school ... humor
When George and Harold hypnotize their principal into thinking that he is the superhero Captain Underpants, they find themselves part of an unlikely trio, fighting for Truth, Justice, and all that is Preshrunk and Cottony. Tra-la-laaaaaa!
title: The Adventures of Captain Underpants: an Epic Novel
title: Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets: an Epic Novel
title: Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2
title: Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1
title: Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies From Outer Space
title: Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
title: Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman
title: Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People: the Eighth Epic Novel
title: The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby: the First Graphic Novel
title: Super Diaper Baby 2: the Invasion of the Potty Snatchers
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Kids of the Polk Street School Series (age 7-10)
by Patricia Reilly Giff
realistic ... school
The kids at the Polk Street School are a lot like you: they go to class, make friends, and learn a lot about life along the way.
title: All About Stacy
title: Fancy Feet
title: Spectacular Stone Soup
title: Stacy Says Good-bye
title: Watch Out! Man-Eating Snake
title: The Candy Corn Contest
title: Beast and the Halloween Horror
title: Count Your Money With the Polk Street School
title: December Secrets
title: Emily Arrow Promises to Do Better This Year
title: Fish Face
title: Green Thumbs, Everyone
title: In the Dinosaur's Paw
title: Lazy Lions, Lucky Lambs
title: Look Out, Washington, D.C.!
title: Monster Rabbit Runs Amuck!
title: Pet Parade
title: Pickle Puss
title: Purple Climbing Days
title: Say "Cheese"
title: Snaggle Doodles
title: Sunny-Side Up
title: The Beast in Ms. Rooney's Room
title: The Valentine Star
title: Turkey Trouble
title: Wake Up, Emily, It's Mother's Day
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The Hundred Dresses (age 7-10)
by Eleanor Estes
identity ... friendship ... school
Publisher comments: Wanda Petronski is an immigrant girl in an American school, who is ridiculed for wearing the same faded blue dress every day. When she tells her classmates that she has one hundred dresses at home, she unwittingly triggers a game of teasing that eventually ends in a lesson for all.
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Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series (age 7-10)
by Debbie Dadey
spooky ... mystery ... school
Bailey City seems like such a normal place, but the Bailey School Kids encounter some pretty strange grownups. Mermaids and mummies, phantoms and gremlins. Who or what else will they meet?
title: Angels Don't Know Karate
title: Bogeymen Don't Play Football
title: Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate
title: Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
title: Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
title: Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
title: Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
title: Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
title: Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
title: Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
title: Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream
title: Giants Don't Go Snowboarding
title: Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
title: Knights Don't Teach Piano
title: Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
title: Martians Don't Take Temperatures
title: Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
title: Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars
title: Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
title: Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
title: Skeletons Don't Play Tubas
title: Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
title: Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp
title: Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance
title: Zombies Don't Play Soccer
title: Aliens Don't Wear Braces
title: Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
title: Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
title: Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
title: Goblins Don't Play Video Games
title: Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum
title: Mermaids Don't Run Track
title: Mummies Don't Coach Softball
title: Witches Don't Do Backflips
title: Wizards Don't Need Computers
title: Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space
title: The Bailey School Kids Joke Book

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